Madonna Loves New York

I am a fan of the Madonna record "Confessions On A Dance Floor". That being said, while driving back into NYC this evening, I felt it appropriate to play the track "I Love New York" on my Ipod. The following are what i have decided are quite possibly amongst the all time worst song lyrics....Decide for yourself....

I don't like cities
But I like new york
Other places make me feel like a dork
Los Angeles is for people who sleep
Paris and London
Baby you can keep

[Chorus]
Other cities always make me mad
Other places always make me sad
No other city ever made me glad except New York
I love New York [X3]

If you don't like my attitude
Then you can F off
Just go to Texas
Isn't that where they golf

New York is not for little pussies who scream
If you can't stand the heat
Then get off my street [repeat]

[Chorus]

I love New York [repeat]
Get off my street [repeat]